Tequila is my superpower. I'll build your professional, full-featured website in 24 hours — for only $99. Your competitors paid $3,000 for worse.
You give us the info. We build. You go live. The sloth handles the hard part.
Tell us about your business — what you do, your vibe, colors, any ideas. Takes 3 minutes.
The sloth cracks open the tequila and gets to work. Your professional website comes to life — fast.
Review it, request your revisions, and boom — your site is live within 24 hours of starting.
Three plans. All of them will make your competitors uncomfortable.
Every business on this list paid $99. Their competitors are still paying $3,000.
Fill out the form and we'll get to work. The sloth will have your website ready before you finish your next drink.
What you need: Just your business info, any ideas you have, and your logo if you've got one. We handle everything else.
Payment is collected after you approve the design — not before. Zero risk.
He owns Tequila CW — the most upscale bar you've ever walked into. He's hanging from the tree in the corner. Dirty t-shirt. Half-asleep. Tequila in hand.
And somehow, he just built 12 websites before you finished your drink.
Looks can be deceiving. This sloth doesn't just build websites — he builds things that make your customers trust you and your competitors nervous.
For $99. In 24 hours. Every single time.
100% real. No hidden fees. The $99 plan gets you a full custom website — up to 5 pages, mobile responsive, contact form, live chat, and 1 revision round. The only "catch" is filling out our form.
Once you submit your form, the clock starts. We use your business info to build your site. Within 24 hours you'll get a preview link. You get one round of changes, then it's live.
Just fill out the form — your business name, what you do, any colors or ideas, and your logo if you have one. We handle everything else. Zero technical knowledge needed.
You pay after you see and approve the design. We accept credit card, PayPal, Apple Pay, and Google Pay. You never pay before seeing what we built.
That's what revisions are for. The $99 plan includes 1 round of changes. Higher plans include more. Tell us what you want different and we fix it.
Yes. Once your site is live, you can upgrade or add features. We're not going anywhere — the sloth will be here, hanging from his tree, tequila in hand.